I'm Sarah. I wanted to write something funny, or deep, or quirky here, but then I got bored and made myself some food instead.
waiter: be careful, that plate is hot
me: i am Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, of the Blood of Old Valerya, the Unburnt, Mother of Dragons, khaleesi to Drogo’s riders, and queen of the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros. I am blood of the dragon. Fire cannot kill a dragon
me : ah crap that's hot