I'm Sarah. I wanted to write something funny, or deep, or quirky here, but then I got bored and made myself some food instead.

 

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Dave Barry  (via thatkindofwoman)

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deathbedscene:

having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together

Game of Thrones AU: in which Joffrey is transformed into a llama and forced to travel cross-kingdom, all whilst learning the true meaning of humility and friendship

(Source: lovelyleviosa)

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING